it's jokes

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"

Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"

"Orange you glad I made it?"

What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!

(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?

Kid 2: Never leave home without it.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Jokes are like food.

Not everyone gets it.

What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?

It's chocolate chimp.

Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.

I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.

What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."