it's jokes

What does a car have when it's very itchy?

A road rash.

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.

Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.

Someone else: How was it?

Me: It's a long story.

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?

Palpatine: Grew it.

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

A man with a drum.

"Well, tell him to beat it!"

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use, you wouldn't get it.

A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.

Why did the chili blush?

Because it was so hot!

I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.

I did a good walk, and I did a good job of it.

Q: How heavy is a photon?

A: It's light!

Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?

The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."

I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.