it's jokes
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"