it's jokes
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!