it's jokes
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
jay Z
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.