it's jokes

Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.

I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.

Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

My name says it all.

Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.

"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.

Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."

Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"

Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.

Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.

It's women that make it hard.

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.

Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.

One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.

What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad.

(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."

Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.

Teacher: Who?

Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.