it's jokes
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"