it's jokes
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
It's 5050
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.