it's jokes
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."