it's jokes
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
My name says it all.