it's jokes
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger-licking good.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Carly (😊): What a beautiful day, huh?
Bianca (😔): Yes, for you it is.
Carly (😟): What's wrong?
Bianca (😕): Nothing, nothing at all...
Carly (😠): Don't lie to me...
Carly (🤔): Hmmm... Jordan???
Carly (😈): Because if so, I can take him out like this...
Bianca (😔🙄😒): Thank you... no... and I don't give a damn anymore!
Carly (😠): Bianca, trust me, you don't love him anyway!
Bianca (😒): Please, Carlyana, please keep your fucking face out of this.
Carly (😈): No need to curse, I can do that to Jordan if you want...
Bianca (😔): Well... shut your mouth and leave me alone!
"Come on, take the camera!"
"Isn't it clear?"
"Well, look!"
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.