it's jokes
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only took one nail to hang the picture frame.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!