it's jokes
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.