it's jokes
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.