it's jokes
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
Most states: "It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends." Alabama: "She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What time is it?
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"