it's jokes
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)