it's jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.