it's jokes
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
wear sweatpants.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
It's not incest if you're adopted.