it's jokes
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.