Aquaman jokes

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.