it's jokes
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
I hated church growing up as a child. It was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
A man has a terminal illness and isn't sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks, "How long am I going to live?"
The doctor says, "Depends, what time is it?" The doctor then looks at his watch and says, "10".
The man asks, "Ten what?"
Then the doctor keeps going, "6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1".
Perfect dinner joke.
Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...