it's jokes

Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.

Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.

Mineta: Go on.

Denki: Uraraka's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it.

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: ^cries T_T^

How do you make an apple turnover?

You push it down a hill.

My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.

It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.

Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...

Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

You pull the pin and throw it back!

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.