it's jokes
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
It's not a joke.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.