Fortnite Card jokes

How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.

What is Donald Trump's favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.