it's jokes

Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

A. Because it has a silent pee.

What type of phones do orphans have?

IPhone XR—it has no home button.

Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?

H: It's similar to shoes.

A: White Vans.

If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...

I am thinking of removing my spine.

It's only holding me back.

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

How many people does it take to wash the dishes?

Only Juan.