it's jokes

What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?

"Just Beat It."

Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.

President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.

Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

Did you hear about that Muslim party?

It was a blast!

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...

It don't moan when u put milk inside.

Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"

Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.

Why is it called a building if it's already built?

Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...

It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.

Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.

Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.

How do you annoy Pinocchio?

Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”

And then you die inside.

Kid: Licks money.

Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.

Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?

Teacher: What month is it?

Quiet kid: AUG-ust.

Classroom: Visible concern.

What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?

Time to get in trouble!

How did the tree get sick?

It got tinsel-itis.

Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!

Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)

Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!