it's jokes
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.