it's jokes
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
I bought a belt made of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.