it's jokes

Is that a person over there?

Na, it's Jesus.

Is that my student?

Na! It is Jesus!

I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.

It was the hardest day of my life.

How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?

A witch laughing its head off.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not 15, as my basement's still dark.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?

They both take it in the back and go woop woop.

Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?

They didn't because they ate it.

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

What did the frog do when his car broke down?

It was toad.

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."