it's jokes

Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.

Why do mountains never rest?

Because it’s ever-est.

How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Half of it. 🐛

Why do orphans go to church?

It's the only place where they can call someone "father."

If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)

That's it, it wasn't a joke.

I heard there was a kidnapping.

Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.

It was his father's friend who was a priest.

He was just bringing him to church.

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.

I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.

They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.