it's jokes
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a Risk I was willing to take.
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.