it's jokes
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a Risk I was willing to take.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
It's my bday
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
About one third less than for a regular bulb.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.