it's jokes

Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?

A witch laughing its head off.

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!

I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not 15, as my basement's still dark.

Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.

Is that a person over there?

Na, it's Jesus.

If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?

They both take it in the back and go woop woop.

Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.