it's jokes
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.
So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."
My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"
I said, "Literally."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.