it's jokes
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.