it's jokes

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?

It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."

When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?

Hitting it off with a cricket bat.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.

TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.

I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.

When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?

The bird can fly off the roof.