it's jokes
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.