it's jokes
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.