it's jokes
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.