it's jokes
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
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If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division? Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
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Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
She blew on it, and it went hard.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.