it's jokes
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Did yall know this?
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”