it's jokes
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps.
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"