it's jokes

Watermelon

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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.

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  • Video

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    I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

    Dark Humor

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    I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.

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  • Man

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    A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."

    Dog

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    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

    Cancer

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    A woman comes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I have cancer." The doctor checks it out. "It’s all in your head," the doctor says. "Phew," said the woman. "A bunch of tumors, all in your head."

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  • Pedo

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    101 pedo jokes.

    Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?

    Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.

    Keep it going on lol.

    Present

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    We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.

    Man

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    A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.

    This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"

    "Of course," she says.

    The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"

    The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"

    Octopus

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    What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

    I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.

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  • Baby

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    The doctor says to the woman, "There was good and bad news." The woman says she wants the bad news first. The doctor says, "The bad news is the baby had red hair." Then he said, "The good news is, it is dead."

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