it's jokes
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"