it's jokes

I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.

How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.

Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

Her: "Land of the free".

Me: *fat*

Her: What do you mean?

Me: It's not fat-free.

What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

What do you do if your dick is smoking?

Get your mum to lick it.

When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸

Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!