Isnt jokes
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.
Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!