Isnt jokes
The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."