Isnt jokes
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
This isn't a joke.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."