Isnt jokes
A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.
A gay man offers him a drink.
The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.
"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."
The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.
Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.
They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"
He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."
So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
This isn't a joke.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."