Isnt jokes

Why did God create women with pussies?

Because:

1. Of course, God is a man.

2. Of course, he isn't gay.

3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!

If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?

Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.

Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.

This isn't a joke.

Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?

My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!

A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"

Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."