Invention jokes

Aw hell naw,

dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

Why did the T-Rex cross the road?

The chicken wasn’t invented then.

Velcro, what a rip-off!

Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?

Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.

|| 20 YEARS LATER ||

Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?

Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.

Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.

Why do animators like Christianity?

Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.

Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?

He won the No Bell Prize!

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So Black people can be messy too.

Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?

The first airplane.