80+ Best Invention Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Wheel

4 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

Why is the wheel the best invention?

Because it's wheely wheely great!

School

22 views · Ahhhhhhhhhhh · 5 years ago

Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.

Science

48 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A wheelchair with a bicycle crank and chain attached to the front wheel is shown. The text on the image reads: "I can't believe my invention didn't win the science fair."

Invention memes

Inventor

14 views · SniperDeo · 6 years ago

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.

Woman

46 views · King stuffff · 3 years ago

Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.

Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.

Burger

66 views · Anonymous · 8 years ago

A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.

Baby

25 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?

That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.

Violence

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white image shows two soldiers in a trench. One soldier is crouching and aiming his gun forward, while the other one is holding a hand grenade. The text reads: "I don't know. Videogames haven't been invented yet. Bro, what is 'violence'?"

Machine Gun

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An image of a homemade machine gun. The gun is made from an electric drill, a wooden gun stock, and metal components. Text underneath the image reads: "80-vuotias hämeenlinnalaisinsinööri kehitteli porakoneesta konetuliaseen, jonka tulinopeus on 420 laukausta minuutissa. Aseeseen sopivat 22 kaliiperin panokset. An 80-year old engineer from Hämeenlinna (a city in Finland) made a machine gun out of an electric drill, which has a firing speed of 420 shots per minute. The gun takes .22 rounds."

Moth

17 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Tonights gonna be a good good night

The image shows text above a photo of two men dancing. The text says, "Thomas Edison: *invents light bulb* Moths in 1879:". The two men are in a dance pose.

Year

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Toy

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A young boy in a blue polo shirt holds a toy that resembles a deconstructed metal sphere. One half of the sphere, appearing as a metal bowl with a central dome, is attached to a handle in his right hand. The other half, a matching metal dome, floats above the first half, connected by a thin black wire. The boy looks up at the floating part of the toy with an open mouth and an excited, joyful expression.

Moment

2 views · Why should you care · 1 year ago

#Season 3

A cartoon of a boy with a blue cap and orange vest. The text says, "Let us have a moment of silence for the guy that practically invented the term 'friendzoned'."

Farmer

49 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet from user 'vandal @inb_x3' that reads 'mesopotamian farmers after discovering irrigation'. Below the tweet is a video thumbnail showing a surprised man with wide eyes and an open mouth, holding a yellow measuring tape next to a long, green cucumber. To the right of him, in large white letters, it says 'IT WORKED!'. A timestamp '9:23' is visible in the bottom right.

People

8 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows three portraits of Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, and Isaac Newton under the text "People whom are normally thought to be the smartest in the world." Below, there is an image of a silhouette of a person's head with a question mark in place of a face, followed by the text: "The actual smartest person in the world: The guy that made toilet paper turn red when you've finished wiping."

Fleshlight

9 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A timeline shows that the most important events in history include the invention of the wheel and fire in the past, and the fleshlight today.

Technology

2 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

The image shows two panels of a character that looks like a TechPriest from Warhammer 40k. The top panel has the text: "Use newly invented weapons that are superior than your current ones to assist the Imperium." The bottom panel has the text: "Putting them in storage for hundreds of years so you can claim that you can 'Rediscover Old Technology'."

History

141 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A timeline showing important events. The timeline begins 'Long ago' on the left and ends with '2025' on the right. Events include: the wheel, a picture of basketball player LeBron James labeled 'the bron', an air fryer, fire, and femboys.

Smoke detector

19 views · Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

An old colored photograph shows a man resembling Albert Einstein standing in front of a blackboard, gesturing towards a drawing of a 9-volt battery and a smoke detector with the word "Chirp!!" next to it. A group of young Black men, dressed in suits and ties, are seated in rows, attentively watching him. The top text reads: "So as you can see, the smoke detector has a 9 volt battery which goes here..."

Definition

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An advertisement shows a pink rubber device shaped like lips next to a woman who is wearing the same device over her mouth. Below the image, the text reads: "Amazing Inventions Definition.org OPEN".

Invention memes

Community talk

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Another New Blach

Poll · 5 months ago

Butterlube: Use butter as lube, yes or no? Makes invention. #BLforWin

Anonymous

WHO THE FUCK INVENTED CHINA