Invention jokes
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
A burglar breaks into the home of a weapons engineer. He wants to steal some of his weapons from his strictly secured chamber. When he breaks in through the window to go into his weapons cellar, he realizes that the inventor is at home and heard him from upstairs.
The burglar shouts, "Hands up, there is no escape!" The engineer shouts, "What do you want from me?" The thief answers impatiently, "Well, what do you think? I know what you're hiding here. Get me entry to your armory, right away!" "Never in my life will I do that!" The burglar pulls out his pistol, "Either you let me in, or you go for it!"
"Well, I'll give up, I'll give you my guns. Please don't shoot me." The burglar grins gleefully, "Thank you." "I even have a gun here that I've been working on lately. You can have it." The burglar then thinks and grunts, "Okay, before you open up, you'll show me this first!"
The inventor says, "It's shooting plasma. You can test it on one of my practice goals that I've made while I'm unlocking," and points to a side room where various dummies with targets are set up. The burglar walks into the room with the targets, focuses on the red dot in the middle of the disc, and pushes off. But the gun does not fire plasma or at the target. Instead, the gun fires a bullet at the burglar. This causes him to bleed to the ground.
The engineer behind him began to laugh, "Hahaha! I knew you were falling for it! This is not a plasma gun at all; this is my latest invention, especially for burglars like you: the backward-shooting pistol."
Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.