Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly but that is the invention of Bobsled peoples. And then Mark came in.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
The man who invented Velcro died Rip
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
