Did u know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes
He won the no Bell prize
Yo mamas so fat, she invented double doors!
Why did the T-Rex cross the road? The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Who invented fractions? -- Henry the 1/8.
You should know its important to wash your sex toys that's why priests invented baptism
1. If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the side walk I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting
10. Were you born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya
12. Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented
The man who invented Velcro died Rip
You should always wash your sex toys, that’s why priest invented baptism.
"You Must Be Why They INvented THe Word Ugly"
whoever invented religions. they fucked up. We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart. One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?" The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home." The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?" The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home." Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!" The not so smart Indian replies, "Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
Who discovered shrimp were edible? Proble the same one who invented the blowjob. *-*
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly but that is the invention of Bobsled peoples. And then Mark came in.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
Do you know who invented Paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun..
