aw hell naw
dey turned spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Flex tape can fix a sawed in half boat. Then how the fuck can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? tell me.
A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!
the invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
omg guys i finaly did it i made a head slicey boy. i haveheadless.
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
what country did indians invent? curry-a
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Becuase it's wheely wheely great!
Who ever invented the knock knock joke, should get a no bell prize
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
A child ask his father “ how do you get pink eye?” Son I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes. Then the son asks “How did I get Fungi?” As the father was about to answer. The boy says “Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?” ———-Fungeye
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Say invented without the first n
i just thought of the best invention ever a vape dildo
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
its important to wash your sex toys
thats why priests invented baptism
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table.
Sir Cumference
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
