Aboriginals around for 50,000 year invented the spear.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table.
Sir Cumference
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
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Did u know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes
He won the no Bell prize
Sparkling water was invented by Germans who else would add gas
Why did the T-Rex cross the road? The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist? Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older. || 20 YEARS LATER || Johnny: Mom now can you tell me why cuss words exist? Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them. Johnny: Damn Mom you shoulda told me that when I was still seven cuz now I really feel like that person.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke? He won the No Bell Prize!
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism
Who invented fractions? -- Henry the 1/8.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella", but he hesitated
You should know its important to wash your sex toys that's why priests invented baptism
You should always wash your sex toys, that’s why priest invented baptism.
aw hell naw
dey turned spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!
Flex tape can fix a sawed in half boat. Then how the fuck can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? tell me.
"You Must Be Why They INvented THe Word Ugly"
the invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
