Invention

Invention Jokes

Table

Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?

Sir Cumference.

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  • Battery

    For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.

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  • Stairway

    How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?

    Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.

    Guy

    Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

    He won the no-Bell prize.

    T Rex

    Why did the T-Rex cross the road?

    The chicken wasn’t invented then.

    Mom

    Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?

    Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.

    || 20 YEARS LATER ||

    Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?

    Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.

    Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.

    Guy

    Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?

    He won the No Bell Prize!

    Umbrella

    The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.

    Baptism

    You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.

    Scientist

    Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

    Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!

    Baptism

    You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.

    Board

    Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.