15+ Best Invention Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Camera

😅

A black and white photo shows a large group of men gathered around a giant old-fashioned camera. Text on the image says: "Making of the world's first camera". A comment below from "David" says: "Which camera took the picture of world's first camera?"

Submarine

The text on the image reads "Submarine doors were invented in 1578. Submarines in 1577:". Below the text there is an image of a submarine's doorway with an open view of the ocean through it. The opening is framed by green metal, and wooden-like rectangles seem to act as rudimentary locks. A blue rectangle with yellow stripes is at the bottom of the door frame.

Knife

💵💵💵💵💵💰💰😎😎

The top panel shows a close-up of a loaf of bread with a knife cutting through it. The knife appears to have heating elements and is glowing red. The bottom panel shows a man's face in a state of excitement. In the foreground, his hand is reaching for a blue button that says 'INVEST'. Below this is the label 'Knife Toaster'.

Caveman

COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA

The image shows two fists facing each other with a red background. Below that is a split image of two cavemen looking angry. The text on the image says, "Paper: *not invented yet" and "Scissors: *not invented yet" and "Cavemen when deciding on something:".

Science

A wheelchair with a bicycle crank and chain attached to the front wheel is shown. The text on the image reads: "I can't believe my invention didn't win the science fair."

Violence

A black and white image shows two soldiers in a trench. One soldier is crouching and aiming his gun forward, while the other one is holding a hand grenade. The text reads: "I don't know. Videogames haven't been invented yet. Bro, what is 'violence'?"

Machine Gun

An image of a homemade machine gun. The gun is made from an electric drill, a wooden gun stock, and metal components. Text underneath the image reads: "80-vuotias hämeenlinnalaisinsinööri kehitteli porakoneesta konetuliaseen, jonka tulinopeus on 420 laukausta minuutissa. Aseeseen sopivat 22 kaliiperin panokset. An 80-year old engineer from Hämeenlinna (a city in Finland) made a machine gun out of an electric drill, which has a firing speed of 420 shots per minute. The gun takes .22 rounds."

Moth

Tonights gonna be a good good night

The image shows text above a photo of two men dancing. The text says, "Thomas Edison: *invents light bulb* Moths in 1879:". The two men are in a dance pose.

Year

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Toy

A young boy in a blue polo shirt holds a toy that resembles a deconstructed metal sphere. One half of the sphere, appearing as a metal bowl with a central dome, is attached to a handle in his right hand. The other half, a matching metal dome, floats above the first half, connected by a thin black wire. The boy looks up at the floating part of the toy with an open mouth and an excited, joyful expression.

Farmer

A screenshot of a tweet from user 'vandal @inb_x3' that reads 'mesopotamian farmers after discovering irrigation'. Below the tweet is a video thumbnail showing a surprised man with wide eyes and an open mouth, holding a yellow measuring tape next to a long, green cucumber. To the right of him, in large white letters, it says 'IT WORKED!'. A timestamp '9:23' is visible in the bottom right.

Moment

#Season 3

A cartoon of a boy with a blue cap and orange vest. The text says, "Let us have a moment of silence for the guy that practically invented the term 'friendzoned'."

History

Shitpost-master general

A timeline showing important events. The timeline begins 'Long ago' on the left and ends with '2025' on the right. Events include: the wheel, a picture of basketball player LeBron James labeled 'the bron', an air fryer, fire, and femboys.

People

The image shows three portraits of Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, and Isaac Newton under the text "People whom are normally thought to be the smartest in the world." Below, there is an image of a silhouette of a person's head with a question mark in place of a face, followed by the text: "The actual smartest person in the world: The guy that made toilet paper turn red when you've finished wiping."

Technology

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

The image shows two panels of a character that looks like a TechPriest from Warhammer 40k. The top panel has the text: "Use newly invented weapons that are superior than your current ones to assist the Imperium." The bottom panel has the text: "Putting them in storage for hundreds of years so you can claim that you can 'Rediscover Old Technology'."

Fleshlight

A timeline shows that the most important events in history include the invention of the wheel and fire in the past, and the fleshlight today.

Smoke detector

An old colored photograph shows a man resembling Albert Einstein standing in front of a blackboard, gesturing towards a drawing of a 9-volt battery and a smoke detector with the word "Chirp!!" next to it. A group of young Black men, dressed in suits and ties, are seated in rows, attentively watching him. The top text reads: "So as you can see, the smoke detector has a 9 volt battery which goes here..."

Definition

An advertisement shows a pink rubber device shaped like lips next to a woman who is wearing the same device over her mouth. Below the image, the text reads: "Amazing Inventions Definition.org OPEN".

Jokes

Chair

When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."

Shovel

What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?

It is ground breaking!

Roast

1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.

2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.

3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.

4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.

5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.

7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.

8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.

10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?

11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.

12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.

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