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MysteryGirl

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A black and white photo shows a large group of men gathered around a giant old-fashioned camera. Text on the image says: "Making of the world's first camera". A comment below from "David" says: "Which camera took the picture of world's first camera?"

The Banana Guy

The text on the image reads "Submarine doors were invented in 1578. Submarines in 1577:". Below the text there is an image of a submarine's doorway with an open view of the ocean through it. The opening is framed by green metal, and wooden-like rectangles seem to act as rudimentary locks. A blue rectangle with yellow stripes is at the bottom of the door frame.

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COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA

The image shows two fists facing each other with a red background. Below that is a split image of two cavemen looking angry. The text on the image says, "Paper: *not invented yet" and "Scissors: *not invented yet" and "Cavemen when deciding on something:".

TechPriestGotDrip

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The top panel shows a close-up of a loaf of bread with a knife cutting through it. The knife appears to have heating elements and is glowing red. The bottom panel shows a man's face in a state of excitement. In the foreground, his hand is reaching for a blue button that says 'INVEST'. Below this is the label 'Knife Toaster'.

Heroin Monkey

A wheelchair with a bicycle crank and chain attached to the front wheel is shown. The text on the image reads: "I can't believe my invention didn't win the science fair."

✨Jassy✨

Tonights gonna be a good good night

The image shows text above a photo of two men dancing. The text says, "Thomas Edison: *invents light bulb* Moths in 1879:". The two men are in a dance pose.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Why should you care

#Season 3

A cartoon of a boy with a blue cap and orange vest. The text says, "Let us have a moment of silence for the guy that practically invented the term 'friendzoned'."

TechPriestGotDrip

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

The image shows two panels of a character that looks like a TechPriest from Warhammer 40k. The top panel has the text: "Use newly invented weapons that are superior than your current ones to assist the Imperium." The bottom panel has the text: "Putting them in storage for hundreds of years so you can claim that you can 'Rediscover Old Technology'."

Heroin Monkey

An image of a homemade machine gun. The gun is made from an electric drill, a wooden gun stock, and metal components. Text underneath the image reads: "80-vuotias hämeenlinnalaisinsinööri kehitteli porakoneesta konetuliaseen, jonka tulinopeus on 420 laukausta minuutissa. Aseeseen sopivat 22 kaliiperin panokset. An 80-year old engineer from Hämeenlinna (a city in Finland) made a machine gun out of an electric drill, which has a firing speed of 420 shots per minute. The gun takes .22 rounds."

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows two soldiers in a trench. One soldier is crouching and aiming his gun forward, while the other one is holding a hand grenade. The text reads: "I don't know. Videogames haven't been invented yet. Bro, what is 'violence'?"

Heroin Monkey

An advertisement shows a pink rubber device shaped like lips next to a woman who is wearing the same device over her mouth. Below the image, the text reads: "Amazing Inventions Definition.org OPEN".

Heroin Monkey

A timeline shows that the most important events in history include the invention of the wheel and fire in the past, and the fleshlight today.