Invention jokes
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Say "invented" without the first "n".
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims?
It blows itself up!!
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is okay to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.