We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
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I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism
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You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
what country did indians invent? curry-a
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Becuase it's wheely wheely great!
Who ever invented the knock knock joke, should get a no bell prize
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A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
