Internet jokes

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?

Raped an eight-year-old girl.

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

Video games don't make people violent, lag does.

Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.

This post will get no comments or likes.

I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.

Man: Die, potato!

Potato: *screams*

I like trains.

Kid: I like trains.

Man: No, wait!

Train: *kills man*

Ratio.

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.

Porn.

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

Give this post the most likes, please?

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.

Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.

Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.