Internet jokes

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

A: The homepage.

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

Because they had a connection.

1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

If I die, delete my search history.

Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.

Website: Submit a joke :-)

Me: My life.

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

Give a like if I have no friends.

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?

There is sperm on the computer screen.

A panda walks into a bar. He asked the bartender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him, then leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “Why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “It’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia, and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.

The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.

Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?

Because she blew up.

It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.

I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...

All I got was "error 404 page not found."