Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
What did I do with the internet?
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
