Internet jokes

Y'all follow me, please.

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)

+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.

+1 Comet.

Follow for candy, kids.

Like for pizza, kids.

Comment for kids.

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

Love you baby :^

What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?

Web Cartoons!

Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.

How does a tree access the internet?

By logging in and branching out!

If you like funny comments, click the comment section.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

User name is Nico Belick.