Internet jokes

Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.

Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.

Why did Steven Hawking die?

His wife changed the WiFi password.

I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

Y'all follow me, please.

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

Fight in the comments.

Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."

Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.

Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)

+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.

+1 Comet.

Follow for candy, kids.

Like for pizza, kids.

Comment for kids.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.