Internet jokes

I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.

Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.

Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

Y'all follow me, please.

Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?

The Spy Guy!

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."

+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.

+1 Comet.

Follow for candy, kids.

Like for pizza, kids.

Comment for kids.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

Like (DYM 139).

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?