Internet jokes
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Memes
me enytime i have homework
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Y'all follow me, please.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.