Internet jokes
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Memes
for real
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Y'all follow me, please.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
Love you baby :^
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
If you like funny comments, click the comment section.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.