Internet jokes
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Memes
for real
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Y'all follow me, please.
Fight in the comments.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.