Internet jokes
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
HOWWW
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
What the fluff happened to this website?
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Everyone put your age here.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
"Me so cutie right?"
Website Records
Most Likes: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5aea13992886f22c3e98bd88/why-are-priests-called-father
Most Dislikes: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5a6f42308b40a83af3dda515/today-was-a-terrible-day
Worst Dislike Ratio: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5b5293efa5535a611745773c/guys-go-ot-httpsworstjokesevercomjokes5b3937c1a328f6072c316bd6hey-guys-who-wants-to-play-roblox-with-me-we-can-go
Most Comments: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website
All records are as of March 11th, 2021.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!