Internet jokes
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
Welcome to youtube.com.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wife."
*darned autocorrect*
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wi-fi"
"Watersharky, don't leave the site."
Hi sisisissisisisisisis.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
50 Thumbs up for 10 jokes you´ve never seen!
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
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