Internet jokes

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

Look at the comments.

Ily.

Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!

How do spiders reach the internet?

Through the World Wide Web!

Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."

How do you ground a Gen Z?

Make them go outside and socialize.

We have decided to delete this part of this site on 10/24/2022.

Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!

What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?

They're both full of child groomers.

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!