Internet jokes

I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.

Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.

Why did Steven Hawking die?

His wife changed the WiFi password.

I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

Y'all follow me, please.

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

Fight in the comments.

Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.

+1 Comet.