Internet jokes
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
If museums are full of dead things... Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
This account is run by a peadophile.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
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Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”