Internet jokes
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
for real
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Y'all follow me, please.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
What did I do with the internet?
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
User name is Nico Belick.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Love you baby :^