Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
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What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
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My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
