Internet jokes

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.

What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:

https://schlechtewitze.com

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.

What does a cow watch?

MooTube.

Ball so hard! 😂🤣

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

When people make accounts about you and a category.

My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.

1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.

What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we look through.

I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

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When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.