Internet jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:

https://schlechtewitze.com

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What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.

Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.

What does a cow watch?

MooTube.

Ball so hard! 😂🤣

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

When people make accounts about you and a category.

My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.

1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.

What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we look through.

I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

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My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!