Internet

Internet Jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.

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  • Wife

    My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.

    Orphan

    I made a website for orphans.

    Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

    Mom

    My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.

    Mom

    Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

    Pop-up

    Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

    Site

    Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

    "Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

    And slice jokes!

    What kind of "slices"?

    Handy ones. ^_^

    Roblox girlfriend

    When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.