Internet jokes
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Imagine if this got over 69 likes! Wow! 🤩 🇫🇷
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".