I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
Imagine if this got over 69 likes! Wow! 🤩 🇫🇷
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
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