Internet

Internet jokes

Emo

"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."

Content

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

Password

A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

Comeback

My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said, "You better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"

Memes

Pedophile

A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

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  • Orphan

    What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

    I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

    Online dating

    As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

    Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

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  • Misunderstanding

    A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."

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  • Will

    Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.

    Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.

    Suicide

    Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."

    Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"

    Guy: "Yup"

    Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"

    Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"

    Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.

    He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

    We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)

    Dark Humor

    I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.

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