Internet Jokes

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

Because they had a connection

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays don't Google creampies.

Google cream pie recipes.

If I die delete my search history

Website: Submit a joke :-) Me: My life.

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer? there is sperm on the computer screen

The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a Girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.

me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her

are you wifi because I think am finding a connection

how did stephen hawking die?

they unplugged the wifi

What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google

Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

why can't orphans play online games. Because they don't have parents to sign them up

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet cuz she is worldwide

*Visiting Alabama* Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com

Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :⁠^⁠))

and slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^⁠_⁠^