Internet jokes
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Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
This is a link to a YouTube channel. No joke text provided.
Don't click the link.
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?