Internet jokes

Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...

Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.

I made a website for orphans.

It has no homepage.

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

Q: What did I find on my son's search history?

A: Where is the nearest gun shop?

Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.

Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.

What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

MrBeast: *breathes*

Twitter: 😡🤬

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?