Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Internet Jokes
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
One like = more from me to you. 👊
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
What were the webs?
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
