Internet jokes

Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.

I made a website for orphans.

It has no homepage.

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

Q: What did I find on my son's search history?

A: Where is the nearest gun shop?

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

Kevin Woody (look him up)

Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

One like = more from me to you. 👊

What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?

cornhub.com

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.

Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...