Internet jokes

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.

I made a website for orphans.

It has no homepage.

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

Q: What did I find on my son's search history?

A: Where is the nearest gun shop?

This is a link to a YouTube channel. No joke text provided.

Don't click the link.

Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.

What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?

"Do you want the cameras on or off?"

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...

What were the webs?