Internet jokes

Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.

Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.

Now it’s $3.99.

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.

I made a website for orphans.

It has no homepage.

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

Q: What did I find on my son's search history?

A: Where is the nearest gun shop?

I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.

What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?

We have a case of Witzelsucht.

How did the nut study for its test?

It used the inter-nut.

Sis is meme.

I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.

Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.

Who hit the ground first?

The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.