what does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups đź’€
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
an apple and a emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time who hit the ground first? the apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet
Why did the joke die? Because it's a meme!
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.