Internet jokes
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
One like = more from me to you. 👊
Memes
so unexpected 👌
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Nice 👍
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
For jokes, search my YouTube channel: Knowledge with arslan.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.