Internet jokes
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
One like = more from me to you. 👊
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What were the webs?
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.