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Internet jokes

Cancer

  • What is a type of cancer that:

    Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

    Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

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  • Toaster

  • Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

    Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

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  • Gwen

  • OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

    The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

    Orphan

  • Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

    Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

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  • Heaven

  • When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.