Internet jokes
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
One like = more from me to you. 👊
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
Dislike this! Let's get to 1000 dislikes!
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Like and comment if you will be my friend!