Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
hi guys I'm back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
Guys let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
Can we make this post the most liked post on the website?? Here is a joke to help:
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?
stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box
me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her
I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke
I created a website for Orphans but there was no homepage
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What the hell is this website, do you all think these jokes are funny?
Error code 404 "Will to live" not found
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays don't Google creampies.
Google cream pie recipes.