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"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.

+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.

Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.

Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.

Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.