Internet jokes

What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?

The local Aryan network.

Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

How fast does 173 move?

Breakneck speeds!

What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?

The Spy Guy!

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

What does LMAO stand for?

Launching Moms At Orphans.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.

I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?

Because his TikTok blew up...

Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

Me: What is that?

Siri: Sugondese nuts.

Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":

If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?

cornhub.com