Internet jokes
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
I AGREE WITH EDP.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
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Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
Everyone put your age here.
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