Internet jokes

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.

When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

This website hahahahahahaha!

This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.

I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

What are you on? YouTube.

Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

Because they had a connection.

A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.

How do trees get online? -- They just log in.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.