Internet jokes

When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

This website hahahahahahaha!

This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.

I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

What are you on? YouTube.

Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

Because they had a connection.

A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.

How do trees get online? -- They just log in.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.