Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
What are you on? YouTube.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
