Internet jokes

How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

Lol.

I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.

Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.

What will Donald Trump build in our devices?

A firewall.

Davin is a pedo.

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What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.

Kevin Woody (look him up)

Your website.

This page.

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

What did God say when he made Jake Paul?

"Oops, I made a mistake."

What's a skeleton's favorite meme?

Ken Bone.

This website!

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.

When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.