Internet jokes
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Psyonix's OCE servers.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha