Insult jokes
You're a big Z!
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Where's your off button?
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
I’m a paki nonse.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.