Insult jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Where's your off button?
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.