Insult jokes
You're a big Z!
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Your mom dot com.
Joe Mama!
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Where's your off button?