Insult jokes

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Why'd my grandpa fall over?

'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.

Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.

You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.

I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.

Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.

Bully: u_u ......

Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dude, ABC, what comes next?

Kid: A big fat noob.

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your face.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.

Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!