Insult jokes
You're a big Z!
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.