Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Insult Jokes
Your d*** size...
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Joe Mama!
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Your mom dot com.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Make Danielle Smith a lot lizard again!
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Your mum gay, lol.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
