Insult jokes

Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Just looking for a cunt...

Oh hello, found one.

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.

Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"