Insult jokes

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

Ur mom gay, lol.

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Wanna hear a joke?

YOUR MOM!

OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What's one way to drain someone's ego?

Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.

Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.

This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!

What did the roti say to pratha?

You white like a white bastard.

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.