Insult jokes

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

Ur dad

Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Your mum's foreheads.

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

Joe Mama!

You're a big Z!

"COVERBITCH, your worthless."

Your mom dot com.

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.

Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Rot in hell?

More like nasty-ass thot in a well.

That bloke Dean's a cunt!

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."